you guys were way drunker than both of me
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
only you would photoshop your dick
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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