i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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