she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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