I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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