I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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