spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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