somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
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does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Someone signed my nipple.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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