school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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