Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I am naked and annoyed.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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