absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
