Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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