He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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