turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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