Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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