So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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