already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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