My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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