On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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