grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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