We won't sleep together?
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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