office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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