we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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