I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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