Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
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