people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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