Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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