Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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