Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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