I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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