Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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