Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
