Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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