Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Randomize
