I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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