he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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