i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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