And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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