As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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