Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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