i just google imaged poop.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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