never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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