as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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