PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
