either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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