Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
All the doctor said was why
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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