You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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