How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
50% drunk capacity currently
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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