oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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