I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
