Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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