This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
My ATM looks so different sober.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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