sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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