This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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