Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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