Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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