I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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