i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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