I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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