so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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